How to tick people off...?

Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
"DO YOU HEAR THAT?"
"What?"
"Never mind, it's gone now."


Ask people what gender they are.


Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.


Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."


Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.


Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.


Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."


Check out the whole list. It's HILARIOUS.